{"id":259,"date":"2013-08-12T23:46:00","date_gmt":"2013-08-12T23:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.drstrange.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/critical-update-oops-i-did-it-again-trademark-b-spears-today-i-rode-my-bike-to-the-local-mexican-place-for-lunch-and-had-a-bean-burrito\/"},"modified":"2014-11-25T22:00:56","modified_gmt":"2014-11-25T22:00:56","slug":"critical-update-oops-i-did-it-again-trademark-b-spears-today-i-rode-my-bike-to-the-local-mexican-place-for-lunch-and-had-a-bean-burrito","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/old.drstrange.com\/blog\/critical-updates\/critical-update-oops-i-did-it-again-trademark-b-spears-today-i-rode-my-bike-to-the-local-mexican-place-for-lunch-and-had-a-bean-burrito\/","title":{"rendered":"Critical Update! Oops! I did it again…(trademark; B. Spears). Today I rode my bike to the local Mexican place for lunch and had a bean burrito……"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n\n
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Oops! I did it again…(trademark; <\/span>B. Spears<\/a>). Today I rode my bike to the local Mexican place for lunch and had a bean burrito. About a mile into my 3 mile bike ride home \u201cit\u201d happened. Yep, Exploding Diarrhea<\/span>! On the plus side it helped propel me home (like a <\/span>shit<\/a> rocket). On the downside, well it was shit running all down my dolphin shorts (yeah, what of it) and my white bicycle! <\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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To top it all off about a block from home the city had set up a <\/span>Founders Day<\/a> Parade! I was totally blocked in and couldn\u2019t make it home. So I\u2019m standing there COVERED (I mean sauced) in runny shit waiting for this parade to finish. Luckily a some family\u2019s dog saw me and began licking up the \u201cmeatier\u201d stool, near my crotch, so all in all, a good day!<\/span><\/div>\n
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