{"id":222,"date":"2013-09-20T19:01:00","date_gmt":"2013-09-20T19:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.drstrange.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/docs-diary-man-sometimes-i-really-miss-prison\/"},"modified":"2014-11-25T21:59:58","modified_gmt":"2014-11-25T21:59:58","slug":"docs-diary-man-sometimes-i-really-miss-prison","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/old.drstrange.com\/blog\/critical-updates\/docs-diary-man-sometimes-i-really-miss-prison\/","title":{"rendered":"Doc&#8217;s Diary: Man, sometimes I REALLY miss prison."},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net\/hphotos-ash3\/994604_525003877568102_182692621_n.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"266\" src=\"https:\/\/scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net\/hphotos-ash3\/994604_525003877568102_182692621_n.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: lime;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Man, sometimes I REALLY miss prison. Like today for example. <\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\">I was taking a shower and actually dropped the soap on purpose just so I could fist myself. I think I gave myself crabs. Oh well, more pets! For more &#8220;Fistacular&#8221; pics you know what to do:<\/span><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.drstrange.com&amp;h=4AQElNCzW&amp;enc=AZMXKoJD9DDfhl7bn0GkOpWD9QLa5510E5GsdgLnvsvio3BGfcRvNLkyezJQfGbGSSmF_a7r_-yIT-CWVgO5PY5771lkzTSNsRygJNccoCRR9UorSNUcv0vYcz6G35FwkulFhiuc-PSSt4ER7CSfMyA9&amp;s=1\">www.drstrange.com<\/a><\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Man, sometimes I REALLY miss prison. Like today for example. I was taking a shower and actually dropped the soap on purpose just so I could fist myself. I think I gave myself crabs. Oh well, more pets! For more &#8220;Fistacular&#8221; pics you know what to do:www.drstrange.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[32,139,671],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-222","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-critical-updates","category-docs-diary","category-prison"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/old.drstrange.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/old.drstrange.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/old.drstrange.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/old.drstrange.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/old.drstrange.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=222"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/old.drstrange.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/old.drstrange.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/old.drstrange.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/old.drstrange.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}