{"id":158,"date":"2013-11-12T20:43:00","date_gmt":"2013-11-12T20:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.drstrange.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/great-news-i-just-finished-writing-my-1st-movie-script-its-a-porno-called-e-t-bone-home\/"},"modified":"2014-11-25T21:58:35","modified_gmt":"2014-11-25T21:58:35","slug":"great-news-i-just-finished-writing-my-1st-movie-script-its-a-porno-called-e-t-bone-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/old.drstrange.com\/blog\/critical-updates\/great-news-i-just-finished-writing-my-1st-movie-script-its-a-porno-called-e-t-bone-home\/","title":{"rendered":"Great news! I just finished writing my 1st movie script! It&#8217;s a porno called &#8220;E.T. 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