{"id":152,"date":"2013-11-26T21:51:00","date_gmt":"2013-11-26T21:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.drstrange.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/i-just-got-back-from-the-grocery-store-and-while-walking-down-one-of-the-aisles-looking-for-my-menthol-flavored-vagisil-dont-ask-i-came-across-these-jesus-candles\/"},"modified":"2014-11-25T21:58:29","modified_gmt":"2014-11-25T21:58:29","slug":"i-just-got-back-from-the-grocery-store-and-while-walking-down-one-of-the-aisles-looking-for-my-menthol-flavored-vagisil-dont-ask-i-came-across-these-jesus-candles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/old.drstrange.com\/blog\/dr-strange-new-arrivals\/i-just-got-back-from-the-grocery-store-and-while-walking-down-one-of-the-aisles-looking-for-my-menthol-flavored-vagisil-dont-ask-i-came-across-these-jesus-candles\/","title":{"rendered":"I just got back from the grocery store and while walking down one of the aisles looking for my menthol flavored Vagisil [don’t ask] I came across these “Jesus Candles”"},"content":{"rendered":"
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I just got back from the grocery store<\/a> and while walking down one of the aisles looking for my menthol flavored Vagisil<\/a> [don’t ask] I came across these “Jesus<\/a> Candles”. That got me to thinking, I wonder what Jesus [aka J.C.] would say if he saw these. I bet he would think to himself, <\/span>
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“Man, I REALLY made it big! Here I am on the face of a candle for sale in one of the largest grocery stores in the world, sandwiched between a candle of Che Guevara<\/a> and Brittany Spear. It doesn’t get much better than that. Thank Dad!” <\/span>
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Speaking of fantasies, check out these fantastic records (rare!) that came in yesterday. MORE MORE will be here tomorrow. [that is a hint to stop by tomorrow. Mega RARE vinyl collection coming]<\/span>
<\/span><\/span> http:\/\/www.drstrange.com\/products\/newarrivals.php<\/a><\/span> <\/span><\/div>\n

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I just got back from the grocery store and while walking down one of the aisles looking for my menthol flavored Vagisil [don’t ask] I came across these “Jesus Candles”. That got me to thinking, I wonder what Jesus [aka J.C.] would say if he saw these. I bet he would think to himself, “Man, … Continue reading I just got back from the grocery store and while walking down one of the aisles looking for my menthol flavored Vagisil [don’t ask] I came across these “Jesus Candles”<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[476,479,480,139,112,475,477,478],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-152","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-britney-spears","category-candles","category-che-guevara","category-docs-diary","category-dr-strange-new-arrivals","category-grocery-stores","category-jesus","category-vagisil"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/old.drstrange.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/old.drstrange.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/old.drstrange.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/old.drstrange.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/old.drstrange.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=152"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/old.drstrange.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/old.drstrange.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/old.drstrange.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=152"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/old.drstrange.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}