Great news! I just finished writing my 1st movie script! It’s a porno called “E.T. Bone Home”. The story of a lost extraterrestrial who has to prostitute his way back to his home planet of “Your-Anus” using his large “head”. Part comedy, part drama, all great. And based on a true story too! Going direct to Beta so look for it at your local Hollywood Video store!
Hey who’s that stud with the flat ass and bony chicken legs getting his picture taken for a new book on Record Store throughout Southern California? Yeah, you guessed right, me (Doc Strange). Have a look at what’s going on:
Dr. Strange Records 25th Anniversary Sale!! Saturday October 19th- Sunday October 20!! Celebrate 25 years with us and get 25% Off Everything In-Store and Online!!(damn that’s alot!) Records, DVDs, Tapes, Creepers, Bondage Pants, Leather Jackets, T-Shirts, Sweaters, etc. Free gift with each order! (while supplies last) Foot massages to inbreds (all-day)
Hey friends (Yes I mean YOU)…Here’s a picture [thanks Chachi] of one of my personal favorites. Do YOU know who this guy is? Are you “that” old? Send me the correct answer and I’ll send you something “special”. For all you others, check out what came in:
I just got back from getting my hair cut. One thing you don’t want to hear from your barber [or Doctor] is “oops”. Now I look like retarded pre-op tranny with a bald spot! Oh wait, I guess it came out normal then… More disturbing pics here:
Man, sometimes I REALLY miss prison. Like today for example. I was taking a shower and actually dropped the soap on purpose just so I could fist myself. I think I gave myself crabs. Oh well, more pets! For more “Fistacular” pics you know what to do: www.drstrange.com
OMG y’all! Miley Cyrus just ran in the store and “twerked it” for one of these new Dr. Strange Records Bumper Stickers!! But we promise you don’t have to do that, just stop by, or go to the website and buy something and it’s yours, open everyday til 7…….
Oh man, it’s gonna be HUMID today! I wonder if religious people assume that humidity is just god’s ball sweat or something? Speaking of “sticky” situations you may want to stop by the store ’cause another 2 collections arrived! Good stuff and GREAT shape! Integrity, Social Distortion, FYP, Queers, Screeching Weasel, Converge and more. Some VERY limited pressings…
Rare, New and Used, Vintage Punk Rock Records, CD’s, Tapes,
DVDs, Patches, Back Patches Clothing, T-Shirts, Jackets,
